that you would have to be reassembled by fucking air-crash investigators.

What... Do not fucking interrupt me son, ever.

Now get this into the noggin, right?

You breathe a word of this to anyone,

you mincing fucking CUNT and I will tear your fucking skin off,

I will wear it to your mother's birthday party and I will rub your nuts up and down her leg

while whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, right?

Yeah. Now...

get out of my fucking sight!

I've been kind of a target for the press and I just...

I don't want Ella suffering on my account, really.

Look, it's possible, theoretically possible, I could park the exclusion temporarily, maybe.

That would... That would just be so great!

But we would need to draw up a pupil behavioural contract, you and your husband together... Obviously.

And Ella. Thank you so much, thank you, Mr Stone, really I owe you one...

and I'll talk to you on a separate occasion about the other thing.

Streetwalkers thing? Pathfinders thing, yeah. That was a joke! Very good!

All right, thanks for your help.

Where are you going? I'm going through a thing with Malcolm about Nicola's daughter.

She's being excluded from school. Don't tell anyone.

Everyone knows that. It's all over! A civil servant told me.

Oh, shit. I'm straight to DVD, I'm the night shift! Malcolm's gonna kill me!

His bark's worse than his bite!

Peter! Speaking of rabies injections, here he is!

I didn't know you were still alive! How's the old 80s tribute band going?

Still doing the Robert Palmer lookalikey thing, huh?

Malcolm, you're looking well for someone twice your age!

Any news on the aneurism?

Funny man, funny, funny man! See you later.

Why don't you find out how their data back-up works? I've got a meeting with leaky Terri!

Oh! That sounded wrong!

Let's talk about the daughter's social networking.

Is she on Facebook or Bebo, does she Twitter, are any of her victims on Facebook or Twitter?

On the left we've got guardian. What's the weather like over the guardian? How do we counter-massage?

To be honest, I'm just curious as to what the press is going to make of this.

Of course you are, which is the entire purpose of the matrix to begin with.