Just...

maybe not entirely present all the time.

Yeah.

Are you all right, Mrs Murray?

Um yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm just resting my face.

Now hang on, there's a complete fucking penis in my building who I need to have a word with.

All right, I'll speak to you later.

about the school,

like Jenson Button shaking up a magnum of piss!

Listen to yourself! At first it was private information between you and your boss,

then between you and your girlfriend,

then it was private information between your girlfriend and her colleagues.

I could draw you a diagram if you like. It's like a fucking swine 'flu pandemic!

I've made an error, I'll talk to Emma but you should...

It's your fault! ..fucking use if for political... No, no!

You're like the man who fucked the monkey that gave us AIDS!

I'm like the man who did what? Who fucked the monkey that gave us AIDS?

I tell you something and you're saying, it wasn't me,

and there's monkey shit on your balls, not mine!

I love it, I love it, it's the pre-match spy for the big super gay weight title fight, eh!

OK, Oliver, wipe away the pre-come.

Have you got some work to get on with? Yeah, Malcolm... What?

The Nicola thing I think is getting a bit worse.

It looks like her daughter is about to be excluded for bullying. Yeah, well Glen told me that.

What? When did...

Yeah, the thing is all we've gotta do is to try and keep this info very very closely contained,

we'll be all right, yeah? OK. OK? OK! Way to go!

OK, Shitehead Revisited,

Did you know Nicola Murray's daughter is about to be expelled for fucking bullying!

What are you doing? No... what?

Don't worry. Did you not know that? No, why would I?

Because you wouldn't know that, because the only people who know are Mrs Murray,

her daughter, Ollie and me, yeah.

If this gets into the press, I would know that it came from you!

Clever!

And I would rain down upon you so hard