and people like me know exactly what they're hoping to achieve,
so that when they're handed the reins of power... Um...
Well, I think they are going to be. This lot are looking quite toasted.
Right. Emma has thrown a massive hissy-fit again at my Mum.
Like you care! I need you to do a bit of proper parenting for once.
Can you give me a call?
If you don't, I will have you thrown in Belmarsh.
We've been trying to find out where Ollie is. As usual, he's not in yet.
OK. Meeting room. Ollie, good afternoon.
I haven't missed it, have I? Ollie, have you seen my strategy file?
I don't know, Terri. What's happened to Terri?
She looks like a female impersonator!
Looks like she's come from a gay undertaker's.
Phil, I'm trying to prep for Implementation Day,
and you're just cutting out more weird Japanese cartoons.
It's for the matrix! When we infiltrate DoSAC, I want to prioritise targets.
Look, Terri Coverley. Head of Press, Civil Service. And who exactly is that?
Well, it's Ahura, but she's head of comms on the Enterprise, so it makes sense!
on Ollie and catch him not working!
Better still, I'd like to see him getting bollocked by Malcolm!
I'm going to rip out your bladder and wear it as a bandana!
I need to know what Glen Cullen looks like.
Oh, Glen Cullen. Er, '50s, kind of depressed-looking. I always think of a bloodhound.
OK, I'll get a picture of Mick Hucknell.
Morning, comrades! How goes the revolution?
Morning! Morning, Peter.
Our tanks on their lawn, at last!
Fuck-a-doodle-do!
Talking of which, may I present the DoSAC implementation matrix! Don't ask!
Look, this is a very straightforward set of meetings with the senior civil servants.
"Where's the stopcock? Where can I get a decent cup of coffee?
"Here's our agenda for the next three years."
Yeah, but Stuart's very keen for us to use the visit to DoSAC as a scouting exercise.
I'm keen to use Stuart's mouth as an ashtray. Doesn't mean I'd do it!
Social mobility. What does that actually mean?
Well, it's just a personal observation, but every time I hear the words "social mobility"