I'll catch yous later, OK?

Sam, the health stats fuck up is out there

and I don't know who's doing it, but I want his balls on a fucking plate.

Well, I don't know. Google goolies.

Nicola, this is Julie.

Thank you for joining us. What you are doing is really important.

Well, hi. I'm your regional photo opportunity for the day.

That's not, that's not the way it is. I hope you appreciate that.

I was just kidding. That's a good joke. That's what we need in this room!

Julie's written a speech.

For today? Yeah. What's that about then?

Well, basically, I start by doing a tribute to me husband, Jason.

Uh-huh. And then we'll move on to the campaign.

We get to the middle section and I just want

to tell everyone how we're trying to take that bastard to court.

whose husbands have died,

Tell me.

He sent everyone off the site and changed the equipment.

He changed it to the actual proper legal equipment so we've got no proof.

What a bastard. What a bastard.

And, oh, God, I'm sweating like a fat lass.

Maybe this isn't a great room for you to be in.

We've got to write some stupid jokes about a rich bloke on a yacht.

I've got more to tell ya, there's...

Yeah, I want to hear it. I want to hear it.

Yeah, let's, we'll knock off this stuff and then I'm with you.

Nice to meet you. Ollie's a lovely guy, he'll look after you.

Yeah, look, I'm sorry, chief, but there's no way that I can spin these health stats, they're fucked.

We'll have to put something else in the speech.

I don't know. What about the missus, can we wheel her out again?

She has that thing about appearing to be a normal human being, that plays well.

Oh, hey, Malc, how's it hanging? Like the Gardens of Babylon.

Do you know where Lord Clarkham's room is?

No... I'm gonna try and stick his balls in his fucking trouser press.

Oh, right. I see you've pulled. Um, look, this is Julie Price.

She is the People's Champion that Nicola is announcing in her speech. Julie Price.