And they've capitalised "sack", in case anybody thought it was a piece about what a good sack racer I am.

I have to go, I'm being carjacked by a Jock. Carjocked.

I'm very happy with my broadband provider.

We've other meetings around that time, and I need to see all those.

Glenn, can you put stuff with staples through a shredder? No.

Yes, you can. It does credit cards.

Who's going to break the news to Nicola?

I'm going to do that and do it alone.

I'm going to give her the pre-briefing and I'll blind her with bad press and bumf.

You do the...back of the neck.

You've seen the sack race thing, I suppose.

It's not funny.

It's not even accurate, because I was fourth,

so they should have said I was fourth in the sack race.

I think we should complain to the PCC.

Stop worrying. The PM isn't going to sack you after a week.

Sacked after 12 months, it looks like you've fucked up.

Sacked after a week, it looks like he's fucked up. I'm not doing terribly, am I?

I love the way they've sand-blasted everything around here.

It's so clean.

You've no time to shred those. Please take them to the lavatory.

Did she just say take them to the lavatory? Are you going to stand there like that? Yes.

Are you going to give her an arch? Just go and get her. She'll never guess there's anything wrong.

Fucking idiot. I'd just like people to get to know the real me.

I feel I come across as a bit...

I dunno, glum. Smug.

Smug? Yeah, you're coming across more smug than glum.

Because I am actually quite a fun person underneath all this.

I've got loads of friends.

Well, I'm sure you have. But the trouble is that when you say something like that,

it sounds a wee bit smug.

Can you just pull in over here?

And you can take out that cyclist. I think he's Shadow Cabinet.

Sorry. Could you meet me at the door tomorrow?

It's like carrying two fridges in.

Yes.