This story, this Hugh Abbot... What the fuck is ROMFuP?

and his advisor, pretty much telling a member of the public to fuck off.

Just bear with me. ..For fuck's sake!

You and Jamie and a rubber truncheon locked in that fucking newsroom. No, I'm fine.

'All right, shitebag. Done it yet?' I'm just in the middle of doing it.

Well fucking hurry up!

Get off the fucking phone!

Fuck's sake!

I'm fucking doing it.

Fuck off. Give me the picture, it's already been done.

No, I never knew my mother, Hugh, as you remember.

Oh! Oh! He is SO fucked!

I don't know if I'll survive this, Hugh.

Not much of a fucking soldier, is he?

'Ollie, hi. It's Hugh. I just wanted to say thank you very much.

It's up to the PM. I'll go wherever he wants. Bye-bye. Morning. Morning, Minister.

I would like to know, why did we have a minister on last night who did not appear to know the lines?

He looked like he didn't know what he was fucking talking about.

He doesn't know what he was fucking talking about, but he's got to appear as if he does, right?

For all your respective ministers.

Hugh, after Cabinet, you are going to...

Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.

I'll come the fuck in, then. It's just something that Nicholson's flown.

All right then, see you then. Hugh. I thought you would want to know as soon as possible. What?

Mind you, that means you could have his department. You are kidding. Well, fuck you very much.

As the minister said to the prince, "Don't be surprised if we abolish you."

Are you all right? I'm fucking all right. I can fucking look after myself.

The Prime Minister's missus. Oh, you don't know?

You just didn't click. We couldn't click! We were talking about the fucking Euro!

How are you supposed to click over the Euro? It's fucking impossible. Don't take it so personally.

Thank you. Can I have the fucking digest, please?

Hello. Hello. Um... Morning, Minister.

Ollie, realistically, I'm not going to get promotion, not while this Prime Minister's still in power?

..went, you know. What does that mean? Fuck knows what it means,

but I don't think it means, "Oh, Hugh, you're fantastic.