Jesus. Right, who primarily should I be shouting at?

Glenn. Oh, thank you very much.

I have the minutes here which are a record...

You specifically can't do it, because you can't unlock the PDF file.

Somebody has done a huge poo on my desk and I want it cleared up.

My bum is clean, clean as a whistle. And I'm going to tell you something interesting.

Unless you take the hard drive and smash it up with a hammer or drop it in acid,

that data will be retrievable.

It says so on the BBC website.

I need a short list of people who are responsible.

Glenn, will you bring me a short list with your own name on it?

Malcolm's on his way over. Bugger. Does he know? I don't think so.