He's making Paul Remington a Cabinet Minister.

Remtard Remington. I mean, the guy is an epic fuck-up.

He's so dense that light bends around him.

I've got a to-do list here that's longer than a fucking Leonard Cohen song.

Remtard at Energy and Climate Change. Really?

I'm not getting that. It's not on here.

How did you get that about Remington?

Refresh the page.

Ah. Oh, look! Fatty's staying put. They're not moving Fatty.

That's because they haven't got five big blokes and a winch.

They couldn't really demote Fatty because he knows too much.

He doesn't know where the Rivita's kept. I've got this reshuffle going on,