I can't break my promise to Kate.

I mean, do you actually see the children?

I don't have time for that, all I do...

Occasionally...

I take a dump, just as a sort of treat,

I mean that really is my treat, that's what it's come to.

I sit there and I think,

"No, I'm not going to read The New Statesman,

"this time is just for me, this is quality time just for me."

Is that normal? It's sad.

Still, at least I've made something.

Morning, morning, Secretary of State,