I'm just here to support Liam Bentley.

You don't feel there's a conflict of interest? No, I really don't.

She's handling this very well, Malcolm.

Don't you think? Are you going to resign, Minister?

Oh, shut up, you twat. I think they're interested

in greater opportunities for social...

Does she look...? What?

Little bit edgy. Can you please make sure Nicola's right in the middle?

She doesn't look important enough.

Can you just move her over?

Can you just move for a second?

About here? Perfect. No, no, no.

Jesus, Terri. The letters.

What does it say, Terri!?

It says Liam...Bentley. No, it doesn't.

Not there, it fucking doesn't.

Whoa! Back where you were, please. Uh, OK. This is obviously the hot spot!

Well, OK, if you cropped it. Of course, if you crop. Malcolm!

You tried. You really tried. You did your best, mate.

You both did your best. Thanks.

Big smile.

Hi, darling. Did you see Mummy on the telly?

I know. Did I look funny?

It did. Good boy. It said, "I am bent".

Have you...? Yes. We're currently in a no-commenting situation.

Is this now official nuisance calling?

Great. Someone's just sent me a YouTube clip which is me in front of the "I am bent" sign

randomly intercut with bits from Family Guy.

It's not even funny. Why do people fucking do that on YouTube?

Look, let's learn and grow from this experience.

We can make a blacklist of words you should never stand in front of,

in case the press get to do something like this.

Peacock. Shuttlecock. Spatchcock. Anything cock, really.

Do you remember that folk singer Tim Harding?

You'd be able to get "I'm hard" out of that.

Coarse fishing. That could be "arse fish" if you crop that.