What about the old red hot poker up the arse, Edward II?

I'd like to nail him to a tree through the head

and watch lice slowly crawl over his body eating off all the flesh in a slow and painful death.

But that rather bitter anomaly aside, most of the responses

to the Warwick report press cuttings were pretty, pretty positive.

Hello, Julius. Morning, Julius.

Just do that.

Right. Would you like a cup of tea?

No, no, I am bouncing! So what I'm going to suggest, if I may?

Cupasoup? Not for me no.

I'm hoping to go over the ASBOs.

Are there any ASBOs processed on this site, actioned or processed on this site? No.

No, this is the ministry, everything is done over at Richmond Terrace.

Just get my pen out. Richmond...House is it?

Terrace. Terrace.

Sorry, OK, so that's... well.

We've been bouncing around about this for the last couple of weeks really. I'd like to have seen that.

..and we've got five Whitehall departments having some sort of impact upon the ASBO process.

We've got Lord Chancellor's, DWP, Department of Health.

We take those away, so...

as, if, out of the five you've got, let's put three with you.

So out of the five, three are there.

Glenn's got custody of those three for the time being. Two, four, six billion pounds there.

I take two away, so they come back to me.

I put that four billion straight through to the Treasury.

We're left with the one, that's a two billion pound figure,

which we can spread across the money saving departments and

that's good news for Number Ten, good news for the Treasury and good news for Hugh Abbott.

So that's where we are, I will... I shall leave that with you. Interesting thought.

Within a few sort of...

I guess, months, we'll have something concrete to, to put to you. See you later.

All right. Bye. Bye.

Er... yes. Where were we?

He really is... this is dangerous.

He is actually unhinged. But he's relatively harmless, isn't he? If he's...

No, he's not harmless, because, because this job's my livelihood.