A bit of fucking yin and yang.

OK. Quite spiritual. Yeah. Get somebody in there, all right? See you later.

Mate, how's it going with the missus?

What have you got for me on the opposition angle? Erm... Which one?

What the fuck do you think?

Fucking Tweenies tour-dates(!) The MoD IT overspend.

Well, erm, I'm tickling a few trout, you know?

You're tickling trout?

Mmm-hmm. You know, tickling...

Just seeing if I can...

What does that mean?

We're going to go for a drink tomorrow night. That's no good, the vote's tonight!

Call her now and rearrange. What if she's busy? Whoa-whoa! NOMFuP.

Just tickle the old trout and make it happen.

Hi, Emma. I've messed up.

Tomorrow night, I'm actually not free.

I've got a squash game with Dan Miller.

Er... No, obviously, you're more important than a squash game.

Could we rearrange tomorrow for tonight?

Film, fine.

I have seen the original Solaris. I'd love to see it again. It's a classic.

It is a classic.

All right. I'll see you later...babe.

All right. Yep. Bye.

Thanks, funny bunny.

Right, I've got a job for you.

This is brilliant. I love these pipes. Er, Hugh.

Excuse me for just a second. Sorry. Ollie. I've got him for you.

Thank you. Can he stop it?

I managed to persuade him to go over and have a word at ITN.

Well done, Ollie, my man on the inside!

How does he do that? It's so spooky.

He's like voodoo. He's like a bad Gandalf.

There's something else big that might be breaking. What's breaking?

Geoff Holhurst is up to his neck in shit over his son's IT firm

getting the tender for a system that's gone two billion over.