Thank you. They'd double their revenue if they did passport photos a couple of times.

This is the folder that you are carrying in your hand,

and you see there there's a document poking up out of the top,

on the notepad.

Um, there's a series of numbers written across the top there.

Would you be able to tell us what the first two numbers are?

I don't... Well, they look like telephone numbers, I don't know.

Yes, they are Mr Tickel's mobile phone number

and his ex-wife's landline number.

Yeah.

Well, there's nothing untoward about me having those.

Well, actually Mrs Tickel's phone number was ex-directory.

But let's just leave that to one side for a moment.

Very wise.

The bottom set of numbers.

Do you have any recollection as to what they might be?

No.

Really? You didn't even look.

Where are we going with this?

They are Mr Tickel's NHS number

and his National Insurance number.

Mr Tucker.

Ffff...

So why would you have that?

I don't, I don't recall...

Sorry, can I just clarify that?

Are you saying you don't recall having them,

or you don't recall how you obtained them?

Um...

I don't... recall having them!

But it... It appears to me that you have been rather careless

in this instance, Mr Tucker.

Not at all.

No? You were photographed with these papers,

you flaunted your ruse to puff yourself up,

thereby drawing attention to this photograph,