Because he's only supposed to send the fucking top part of it!

Why did you give him the choice?

Because an email has a chain, Fergus. It has a chain, and it goes all the way down.

Adam, there is now shit all over me! Oh, Jesus Christ!

How come there is shit on me? Thanks, Adam!

Look, it's not my fucking fault! He's supposed to redact it!

I just wanted one solid shit, to go in one direction.

Not Madras, fucking everywhere!

Alastair, yeah, it's Peter Mannion.

I just wanted to give you a nudge on this.

The real story here isn't all this jokey email nonsense,

it's that Mr Tickel's medical records were illegally acquired.

Yeah.

He's been the victim of Mr Blag.

OK. Bye.

Hi. I just...needed a pen.

Would you like a pen?

As a small recompense for the vital, vital work that you do...

I'll tell you what I'd like. I'd like a departmental in ten regarding leakage.

And as of now, your department's in lockdown.

No emailing, no Diving Bell and Butterflying,

no communication, nada!

Just a little piece of electric paper, that's all.

Off the record,

there are a number of machines that emails can be set to.

Why would I know anything about this email? Why me? Thank you.

PHONE RINGS

Comms. Off the phones. Now.

Oh, my...I think I've just perjured myself.

Can you perjure yourself on the phone, or is it only a court thing?

I'm so sorry for the delay. I promise it won't be much longer.

And that's not a political promise. That's a real promise. Ha-ha-ha!

Hey!

2,000-year-old man! Why the fuck did you send the whole email?! Huh?

You were supposed to redact it, send the top email,

not the whole fucking exchange.