OK, right. This can go straight to Geoffrey at The Guardian. Yeah?

OK.

Right. Can we do it together?

What?

Please. Just your hand on mine, my hand on yours. Just to it together. Like, um...

Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.

Yes, OK.

Not that I'm saying you're butch.

No, of course not.

One, two, three.

Just send the email.

Ah, Team Peter. Come on, guys.

Let's take a little imagination stroll

through a virtual enquiry, huh?

Oh, dear God, not another whiteboard session.

I've got a note from my mother, I have a verruca.

I just want to get an overview, Peter.

A helicopter shot of where we currently are.

Who's most to blame in the blame garden.

OK, the onion is PFI, let's peel back some layers.

Murray resignation. How do we feel about that? What's Tickel's M records?

Medical. It's his leaked medical records.

Leaked? I thought they were common knowledge.

Well, they are now. Because they have been leaked.

Did you know this? Number 10 knew, so I knew, yeah.

What about you?

Yeah, I thought Tickel leaked them himself.

Who would voluntarily leak their own medical records?

You'd have to be mad to do that.

He was mad. That's precisely what his records said.

Exactly. He was a male nurse. That's not just mad, that's mental.

Phil! Did the last 30 years only happen to other people?

Why didn't I know about this? Leaking medical records is illegal.

Now I look guilty and incompetent.

Ah! Peter, incompetent.

Look! Don't write that down! I'm not on your sodding onion!