Assuming you can squeeze past the port and stilton? Shut the fuck up, you prancing shit.

Ah, we need to widen the inquiry into the Mr Tickel's death

to include the issue of PFI contracts.

Great. OK.

I'm just working on Fergus's Carer's Pass press release...

Good. Could you fuck that to one side for the moment and concentrate on this? Thank you.

Slip into neutral for a moment here, Peter.

We haven't got a green, so let's not hit the accelerator.

Here's another way of looking at it. Let's. Goodbye.

So, we heading home?

No, back to the office.

Oh. Really?

Lots of people there have worked incredibly hard for me.

They're going to want to see me to say a proper goodbye.

Of course. Yeah, I'm sure that's true.

Oh, Christ, there's that fucking chop!

You've been chopped, Mrs Murray! How does it feel to be chopped?

You're a little bit late actually, Mr Chop.

You've... you've had your chips! Ha-ha!

That is precisely why I didn't let you go to the One Show.

Olly, for God's sake pick up. I've had it. I'm coming in from the cold.

I'm, I'm re-crossing the floor.

Oh, Glenn! These are the carers. This is Jack, and this is Rohinka.

Hello.

I'm really sorry for your loss.

Mannion's called for a PFI enquiry.

Oh, that's going to put the cat among the pussies.

We need to show that we were never in favour PFI and that we never

approved of the sell off of key-worker housing. However...

In a way that doesn't make us look like dicks for not saying so

at the time or shits for saying so now.

You know, we don't have much time. Well, let's just bin the Carer's Pass launch. Just bin it.

It's spring conference in two weeks. The Dungaree Jubilee.

That kind of stuff is exactly what the conference needs.

But we've been here for three years and we've done fuck all.

We haven't done fuck all.