Adam, secure the economist. You get Stewart and Mannion back here stat.

Brilliant, got that guys, yeah? OK?

Sure, I'll do it your way for now, Fergus,

but they left me in charge for a reason.

I bet you line up all your action figures on the edge of your bath, don't you?

One, I've got a shower and two, they're still in the boxes.

Emma, it's Phil, same message as before. Tickle's topped himself, the press want me to respond,

so just fucking ring me, OK?

Have you got them? No, everyone's ignoring me.

It's like the first year of university.

Fuck it, the whole of university. PHONE RINGS

Jesus. Hello?

No, I can categorically say that Peter Mannion will not be resigning over this.

Thank you. Who was that? World At One. I handled it.

You don't handle the World At One, Phil. They're not stolen goods.

If you want to go and play phones, you can go down to the creche

where there's a big phone with big boggly eyes

that go round and round when you wheel it about.

Now piddle off.

We've got to put something out there, Terri.

That boy is a simpleton.

Two hundred years ago they wouldn't have let him milk a cow.

Jonty! Terri here over at Hectic House.

SHE LAUGHS No! No, Peter's not resigning!

Free apples. Yes and ho.

Free coffins. Yes and ho.

Reduce the deficit with spending cuts.

Yes and ho.

Peter, Peter, I want to hear new ideas ricocheting off your sinuses like a pinball,

not just a 2-year-old slogan.

OK, Dr Jazz, let's hear it.

We do away with computers.

Yes and ho. You idiot, that's fucking mental.

No blocking, Peter, only counterpoint.

Do away with computers, what do we think? How would it affect us?

Good idea, bad idea? Good idea for me. I wouldn't get any more of your fucking emails.