Free thermals for the elderly. Yes and ho.

I'm just telling it straight. Adam, the girl is still in our office.

Well... Well, then, let's get rid of her.

Well, ask her out, that'll do it.

Did you get her a tea? What? Er, she needs a tea.

Well, get her a tea. You get her a tea.

She's your girlfriend. Get her a fucking tea.

I'm the minister. I don't even know where tea is made. Make her a tea.

Could you make her a tea? I'm in charge. You're not in charge. I am in charge.

Get hold of Mannion. They need to know about this. I am Mannion.

Hi. Sorry.

Can I get you anything? A tea, coffee?

Oh, no, don't, don't worry, you just... Sure? Yeah. OK, sit tight.

It's fine, the protest is over so it solves the problem. It's gone away.

It's like there's a little 12-year-old boy in a suit

with a fucking light sabre in his desk -

don't think I don't know it's there -

running this department when Mannion's away. Yeah? It's a fucking joke.

No, it's not, no, it's not. Have you seen Game of Thrones season 2? No.

Or Anakin Skywalker - he was young.

Er, Frodo, in his thirties - still young for a hobbit, you know?

I'm in charge because I'm a Jedi and you're a fucking Ewok.

Right, what is the Ewok position on this, then?

Free tea bags. Yes and ho.

Free maternity leave for people getting a puppy.

Yes and ho.

Obese Olympics.

Yes and ho.

The line from Stewart via Emma was that I do nothing.

That was the one clear instruction they gave me, OK?

We ignore him and he goes away. He is dead. Which makes him easier to ignore.

As a minister I should at least express condolences.

That, that should come from Peter. But he's not here. I am.

Has anyone seen my Bluetooth headset?

Look, I speak for Peter and I say that we look guilty if we say we're sorry he died.

I'll take that as a no.