Some of these people want a federal Britain, others don't,

and as long as we continue to do nothing we can call that consensus.

Why am I the only senior minister here? Is JB punishing me?

Look, Mary Drake's here, Home Office.

And yes, JB is punishing you.

OK, let's, let's MacIntyre this. Stand up.

MacIntyre? In fact, chairs to the side, please.

Great, vague prancing about.

Isn't that one of the fundamental principles of democracy?

Oh, I'm sorry, Peter, do you want to share your thoughts? Hmm?

No, we just hoped we were going to do some dancing, er, Stewart.

What, Merce Cunningham, something like that?

OK, maybe later you can share it with us. Fabulous.

But first, let me share something with you.

Silicone Playgrounds, yeah?

What caused this slow motion pile up? Shall we sit down and chew over hash tag epic fail

or shall we try and get some solutions on their feet?

That's it just put it at the side, Peter.

I was hoping to catch the snooker after I've finished collating those healthy workplace stats.

Just down there. Glenn, you're a marvel.

You're like a modern day Jeeves. Only not modern... day.

You're like Jeeves but only not as good.

This meeting, is it something I should be in on?

Well, it's not really a meeting, it's more sort of faces with lips making noise.

Uh-huh. Sounds like a meeting.

Yeah, well you know, Fergus just called someone in

for a... for an exploratory chat. Right.

Stop Slytherin getting wind of it.

Oh, hang on. I've got to go.

You need to get back to your telly? It takes a while to warm up, doesn't it?

Here we are at the coal face.

Ah, Adam, this is Tara Strachan.

Hello, lovely to meet you. Hi there. Really lovely, lovely.

Shall we...? Just... Thank you. She's an economist and a lady.

Yes, obviously. Lovely. Ahem. What's going on? Who's the skirt?

I'd love to bring you up to speed, Phil, I really would,