We're not covering a Beatles track, we're the fucking government.

I'm sorry but I do need to get that through Number 10 before I can do anything.

Was Terri in the meeting earlier?

Yeah, she was Fergus. I know she was there

because I heard her humming the theme to Call The Midwife.

Yes, well, Stewart was very clear about this protocol.

It's about the only thing he has been clear about.

The policy has been agreed.

This is just an additional publicity push.

Adam, I'm sorry if you think I'm being obstructive

but I cannot and I will not do as you ask.

Well, you can't stop me, Terri, OK? You cannot win, Nurse Ratched,

because this is my moment.

Now, you like musicals. Well, this is Tonight from West Side Story,

And I am going to bring the bloody house down

so you can't rain on my parade, funny girl!

Why don't you go and have a lie down and a Hob Nob

while we run the fucking country, all right?

Anything else?

No, don't think so.

Thank you, Minister.

Did you see me being deliberately less professional than usual?

You'll be gone by midday.

Yes! Thank God.

I don't understand,

what's the difference between upload and download?

Er, well you download porn although you could upload porn

but you'd have to, you have to make some porn first.

Does it have to be porn? Is it compulsory? Look, please, guys, can you stop saying porn?

Did you say porn? Porn?

What's he doing? Projecting it onto the building?

Is he on top of everything?

Mentioning pornography's a definite no-no.

Oh, really(?) OK, so maybe I'll tell him

not to big up any jihad sites either or give out the PM's email address?

Does he understand the policy? Forgive my concern