the sort of stuff that kids have at their parties.

Blimey, more, what are we doing, opening up a dolphinarium?

Good, sorted,

so, where were we? Healthy eating.

Beneficial lifestyle choices.

Get in! What?

I've just landed Andy Murray.

Yeah! That's brilliant.

Andy Murray, Andy Murray, the face of healthy choices.

The tennis player. No, the fucking pianist.

Nicola Murray nets Andy Murray.

Well, we've both netted him together.

Are you sure you want him. Murray?

Doesn't it sound like nepotism? Like, in the way that people think Russ and Diane Abbott are related?

And Bill Murray's her father. OK, I'll level with you, I don't like him.

Who would you suggest then, Terri?

Paula Radcliffe. Pooey Paula. That's not healthy.

Shitting in your own pants, that's definitely not a healthy image.

She could demonstrate how to do the hop, shit and jump.

That is very unfair. It only happened once.

Once is all you need. Imagine if Bruce Forsyth, at

end of that and quite rightly.

Terri, can we move on from your hatred of Andy Murray

and can we start trailing a major DoSAC initiative.

Don't give any details at this stage, just say, it's major, TBA. TBA?

To be announced. It's really self-defeating if I have to explain abbreviations to you, FFS.

What's FFS? Oh, for fuck...

Oh, we are going to need Malcolm clearance, Ollie. Glenn, can you get rid of all this water?

It looks like something out of fucking Doctor Who.

Here they come, it's the Flying Scot's curry.

# Where's your Papa Dom? #

You've got to try this aubergine, it's cooked in ghee.

I fucking love ghee, it's fucking freebase and butter.

Have some more wine, get quaffing.

Christ, here we go. No, we don't do take away.

See, if this is recorded spam, I'm going to hunt you down and burst your fucking lungs.