Oh, no. I'm clinging onto that for dear life.

It will dehydrate you.

Good-o.

Mojito Murray, they now call her.

You know, they had to install speed bumps at the bar. She's like Gazza at Euro '96.

I really love the division of labour in this place.

I like the way the women do the heavy lifting and the men do the heavy sarcasm.

Would you like some help with your make-up?

I'm wearing make-up.

So this interview, who's coming?

Ten o'clock news.

Who...Nick Robinson?

Not Nick. He's away with the PM on the world tour. No. It's Gavin.

Gavin Esler.

Gavin Boyes.

Who the hell is Gavin Boyes?

He's up and coming. In what? Gay porn?

my political career.

I don't want to do it to some Newsround press packer.

It says here, on Google, that Gavin Boyes

is the state wrestling champion for West Virginia.

The launch tonight, how many journos coming?

We've got confirmed, four.

ALL: Four!? That's one per sector.

It's not something we are ashamed of. We're not launching a new leper colony.

OK. No problem. I'm just going to go down and collect Gavin and his BOYS.

Welcome to DoSAC, Gavin.

Thank you. Gavin Boyes!

I'm Glen Cullen. No need for me to get up.

Right. Nice to meet you.

Seems very nice, young but...

Is this the way to the face-painting tent?

I was hoping I could be a tiger, maybe.

I told you you've overdone it with the make-up. With the lights, you do need it a lot on.

Take a bit off. I'm going to start slurring my words in a minute. It looks great.

Gavin Boyes, hello.