Really? Yeah!

Good, good, OK, so it's Mannion.

What do we do? I mean do we...

go after him with one of your things that you say,

like a big bum dildo of vengeance sort of something?

As you go, that's my girl, yeah!

Indiana Murray and the Bum Dildo of Vengeance! I like you!

Hey, do you want his mobile number?

That was Nicola Murray. She says from now on,

nothing in my private life is off limits. Has she got anything she could use?

No, I don't think so. He took a piss against Big Ben on his stag night.

I won't use that and the love child's been and gone. Yeah.

We could have had shots of her scuttling into her house, scurrying out again to make

all grinning like Alsatians.

Do you remember that, Peter, when the pregnant mistress story broke?

You and Mrs Mannion standing on your doorstep, her never gonna touch little Peter again?

The press talking about "Cheater Mannion"!

Everyone reading about how you like to make love to Geoff Wayne's "War of the Worlds".

Fancy a yoghurt bar? No, it makes my throat go claggy.

I'm actually really nervous about tonight.

Why? Oh, you know, last time I was on 5 Live, I thought Simon Mayo

was going to be a walkover and it was a bloody nightmare.

You just got unlucky there. I mean, I suppose there has to be one person that Simon Mayo doesn't get on with.

Well, at least I've met Richard Bacon before, at that Red Cross thing... That's right.

He's nice, actually. Made me think I must listen to his show.

Did you? No. Have you heard it?

Well, only since we knew you were... Can't wait to go back to Radio 4.

Although of course I'm much younger than their core demographic.

I've started listening to Jamie Theakston in the mornings. Uh-huh?

Very, very sweet, apart from the prostitute thing. Where is Ollie?

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Relationship crisis. He has to go and cook Emma a meal.

Ollie? Does he cook? I thought he lived off sandwiches and Tic-Tacs.

Oh, look, they're here already.

Why does the useless one keep staring at me?