I'd love to natter. Unfortunately I think I've got another call coming through.

Peter, hello!

Did you want another fag?

Can I see Nicola? Well, that's a bit of a protocol-ly thing, so...

It's a personal matter. I'll just...

What the fuck is he doing here? Have you locked the building so he can't get out?

Could I have a word about your school situation?

It's no big deal, really, it's just that old perennial...should I send my kids to public school?

I meant about the bullying.

Er, right. Can you...

come in, sit down, Peter. How do you know about that?

Well, everyone here knows and some of our lot know. Some of your lot know?

Quite a lot of pressure on me from above to use it but I just wanted you to know that I won't.

Thank you. I'd like to think I'd do the same for you. I think I would.

It's only DoSAC!

Sock of shit! Sorry, it's what we call DoSAC over there in the enemy camp...

social affairs citizenship soc af sit,

sock of shit, no disrespect!

A bit of time on your hands over in...

on the dark side! I'll leave you to get on with it.

Thank you for doing the honourable thing.

Shit!

Have you just Googled that? What is that?

Ollie did that, nothing to do with me! I don't want to fellate you!

Well, I know I'm planning big changes around here but nothing along those lines!

Get in my office now, and you, Glen.

Mannion knows about Ella and I want to know how. Who did you tell?

I only told Glen, I only mentioned to Glen...

I only told Malcolm! You told Malcolm what?

Ella has been excluded for...

Nearly! Nearly excluded for bullying other children. What, she's the bully? Yes, yes.

Ooh, ooh, that's nasty! Well, that's helpful.

Could you keep your fucking opinions to yourself, please!

Well, you can't use it, can you? So who told you?

Coverley, comms.

Sorry, Nicola, just got to take this. Ollie Reader.