Oh, dear, I'm going all boogie-woogie downstairs!

Hello! Hi, Ollie, I've got a bit of news for you.

Right, you're pregnant are you?

So what's your... What is your news?

It's the Nicola Murray daughter thing, you know the switching from private to state.

They know about it here. Thank you, Emma! How?

Phil! 'Tell Phil I'm gonna take his'

stupid fucking lightsaver collection and shove it slowly through his eye sockets, right?

How has Ella been behaving at home, let's say over the last week or so?

Well, not fantastically good, apparently! Sorry, apparently?

Because the pathfinder initiative

is taking up very much all of my time. I haven't seen Ella.

And has your husband been round?

Meet my husband! He's never really there!

Let me put my cards on the table.

This incident with the hair straighteners was so severe,

OK, that I have no option but to exclude Ella from this school, with immediate effect.

I can't have her with me.

Answer that phone, it's driving me...

I'm so sorry! I will be back.

Ollie, what is it? This had better be important!

Mannion's team know about the school switch.

You shouldn't worry because there's no way the press will run with this. It's a personal thing.

Ella's been bullying other kids and, um

they're threatening to exclude her. What?

What's going on? Hey, at least they're not going to expel her.

It's the same fucking thing. That's what they say to make it sound better.

'It's the same old shit!'

No, oh, right, oh, right.

'This is just so awful and Ollie'

I'm such a crap mum, I'm such a crap mum.

No, no, you're not, you're really good, you're a pathfinder mum, that's what you are!

Yeah, well, I made my daughter come to this fucking school,

away from all her friends, and she's turned into a total fucking droog!

Yeah, but...

You know...