No, I didn't, and there were television cameras there while I was not doing it.

Fuck them.

I'm not sure...what level of reality I'm supposed to be operating on.

Look, this is what they run with.

I tell them that you said it, they believe that you said it.

They don't really believe you said it. They KNOW you never said it...

Right... But it's in their interest to say that you said it because if they don't say that you said it,

they're not going to get what you say tomorrow, when I decide to tell them what it is you're saying.

Yeah. I am following this. I just...

I had a friend who used to indulge in extramarital affairs, OK?

He'd go off and he'd have some dalliance

and every Monday, he'd come back and he'd meet his wife, and he told me that all he did

was, inside his head, turn a little switch - the affair never happened.

OK? Right. There's no... What is the problem with this?

The problem with it... First of all, I didn't get much dalliance.

Rewind today in your head.

OK, stop explaining it to me!

I have to fucking explain it to you! You haven't been here long enough.

Where are all the people? Where are my people?

Um, they've gone home, Secretary of State. It's five-forty.

OK, well, um, listen...

The situation is, um... It's pretty terrible but things have changed, OK?

The line is now I DID announce the Snooper Force this afternoon at the school.

OK, that's what happened, all right?

So now you have to tell all the media in case they missed it.

OK?

Great.

I said at the beginning of today that this would happen!

It's happened. It's nobody's fault, Terri. Now we have to get a list of everyone... It's not my fault!

I didn't say it was your fault!

It is somebody's fault - your fault and your fault. It's not my fault.

If you walk away, I'll make sure it's pinned on you. Everything going OK?

You cunt! We're fucked! Great(!)

This is the real world, Terri. We're fucked.

How's it going? Good. I think they might need a little bit of co-ordination.

Who spoke to Nicky Campbell? Has anyone spoken to Nicky Campbell?