Caption: Take two of these shots of him looking moronic out.

Malcolm, this is a traditional, old-fashioned news story,

called "Minister looks a tit."

Hey, everybody looks a tit, you know?

Leave a couple in of him looking a little bit dim.

Put one of him composed, drop it down the running order, and we've got a deal.

I'm not... "Deal," what do you mean?

He looks a tit, that's it. I'm sorry.

But there is a difference between allowing someone's natural tittishness to come through,

and just exploiting it through camerawork here.

You're sticking one tit moment on top of another.

That wouldn't happen in real life. And do you know about that woman?

Have you made ANY enquiries into her background?