Caption: and I'm going to mention this to him

'That's just blah, blah, blah...' You can't use that.

This is dumbing down of the news

that people like me and your boss's boss really object to,

when I see him on Friday, by the way.

Malcolm, this is a traditional, old-fashioned news story,

called "Minister looks a tit."

Hey, everybody looks a tit, you know?

Take two of these shots of him looking moronic out.

Leave a couple in of him looking a little bit dim.

Put one of him composed, drop it down the running order, and we've got a deal.

I'm not... "Deal," what do you mean?

He looks a tit, that's it. I'm sorry.