Caption: Terri's father's had a stroke. What?

Oh, result!

Woo-woo! All right! Come on!

High five. Good morning, Secretary of State, just to let you know...

It's pretty serious, so she's going to be gone quite a while.

Oh, dear. That's awful. I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry. I was just shitting you. It was just an early-morning joke.

I was that close to buying the champagne and Ritz crackers.

Sorry, it was just a stupid... He made a joke.

Should I send her a card?

Yeah, of course. That would be completely appropriate. Do you want to give me £8?

Yeah, erm... I was kidding!

It was a joke.